Arsene Wenger jokes

Arsene Wenger celebrates his 1000th game in charge of Arsenal and in the spirit of celebration we bring you  some jokes about Arsene Wenger.

1.Rumours that Osama Bin Laden has been hiding in Arsenal's Trophy Room were yesterday dismissed by Arsene Wenger who angrily told reporters "There is no such place"

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2. Arsene Wenger reportedly walked straight through the tunnel after last night's game because he needed some space.

He was later found in Arsenal's trophy room.

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3.Arsene Wenger: "I won't quit"

That's not the French spirit.

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4. The innocent children of Africa, their childhoods stolen, ripped from the arms of their crying parents. Soon unable to defend themselves they must learn to shoot, whilst a baying mob of savages cheer them on. Most will never learn to read or write, there are no medals for these brave lost causes, no victory, no respite. We must make the world aware, we must not turn our back....

ARSENE WENGER 2012.

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5. Footballers life on Facebook

Facebook post :Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
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6.Arsene Wenger is wanted by Social Services after his kids were found badly beaten at home for the second time in a week!

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7. Arsene Wenger has admitted Arsenal need someone who can get in the way of any shots, has a large physical presence and can help out whenever another player makes a meal of it...

They've signed Adele.

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8.Arsene Wenger says he is still confident of getting into the Top 4 this season. Arsenal must be releasing a charity single then.

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9.Arsene Wenger has said his team made a Few Basic Mistakes

Yeah Forgetting they don't play for Blackburn

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And now for the final one:

10. Sir Alex Ferguson sends Arsene Wenger a message asking him to come up to Old Trafford.

The next day Arsene goes up to Manchester. He walks into the boardroom and is greeted by Sir Alex.

Arsene says, "I've heard a rumour you're retiring soon. Do you want me to step into your shoes?"

Sir Alex says, "No... I just wanted to show you what a cabinet full of trophies looks like."

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